Dad, we really really really screwed up

fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

50 Ways to Pretend to Be Smarter

In which Grace teaches you how to fake being smarter than you are in 50 easy steps. Some of them might possibly involve cheese. Maybe. 

Today’s paternity leave video is brought to you by the delightful: http://www.youtube.com/dailygrace

A+++. Who needs me when there is Grace?

(Alice is doing great. Thanks for all your kind wishes.)

but really, neil degrasse tyson is hilarious.
while also being about 1000 times more intelligent than anyone i have ever met in real life.
i see what you did there…

can i put “has incredibly correct opinions about harry potter” on a resumé?